Archive for January, 2007

haha! so funny!!!

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

It all begins when Lee called Annie.

Lee Sum Wan : Hello can I speak to Annie Wan?

Mr. Sori : Yes, u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan : No! I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr. Sori : You are now talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan : I’m Sum Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent!

Mr. Sori : I KNOW u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr. Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?

Mr. Sori : I’m Sori.
Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr. Sori : I’m Sori!!
Lee Sum Wan : I don’t like your tone of voice Mr. and I don’t care, give me your name!

Mr. Sori : Look lady, I told you already I’m Sori! I’m Sori!! I’m SORI!!! You didn’t even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan : I told u before I’m Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is Noe Buddy!

HAHA!!!!!

A true story

Monday, January 15th, 2007

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd.He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride’s and groom’s families for coming and to thank his new father-in-lawfor providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. Taped to the bottom of everyone’s chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope.He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8×10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of themand hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.) After he stood there and watched the people’s reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said “F— you !” he then turnedto the bride and said “F— you !” and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said…..”Thanks, I’m out of here.”

He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong.
His revenge:
1) Making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception.
2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen.
3) And best of all, trashing the bride’s and best man’s reputations in front of all of their friends, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc….

Ya gotta love this guy.